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There's a much longer version of this track but it's just Randy screaming into a microphone for sixteen minutes.
lyrics
Groove machine
Corporate rock
Corporate rock
Garage band! (Ready, garage band!)
No records!
No trumpet!
No bananas!
No incentive!
No more!
Jolly Roger hanging on the wall
Demo tapes that won't be heard by all
Bus!
Repetitive riffs that kill the day
Nine-volt battery! Mariachi Nintendo!
(that's trademarked)
Corporate, corporate, corporate, corporate
'Cause in corporate rock...
In corporate rock...
There are a lot of things in corporate rock
That garage bands do not have
Like money, The Plains of Passage,
Like microphones, like a recording contract
Like a recording studio... it's called a microphone.
How do you expect us to get...
you can't even hear the words!
various corporate plugs
If we were to release this in the state it's in now, we'd likely get sued.
Dough, dough, dough, dough, dough, dough.
Woohoo!
"That's the end of Corporate Rock, everybody!! Corporate rock!"
credits
from
The Eponymous,
released March 12, 2013
Randy Hatfield - Guitar, vocals
Clay Scollard - Guitar, vocals
Kevin Calaway - Bass, vocals
Ben Killorin just plays the drums.
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